DISCLAIMERS AND APOLOGIES – This post has nothing to do with fitness or exercise in any way. It is also another post in my Photoless series.
A couple weeks before the tsunami in Japan I had a dream. I was on vacation in Hawaii. In my dream that is. I went on one of those touristy bus tours. Only it was a van. And the only sight I remember seeing was water rising all around the van. It came about a foot short of reaching the top of the van. I was afraid we would drown and started freaking out a bit. But the water subsided and we continued on. We arrived in a big city shortly thereafter. Some of the traffic lights were out and water covered the streets.
I remembered the dream the next morning, but quickly tossed it back into my subconscious. It wasn’t until the morning after the tsunami when I heard mention of the wave reaching Hawaii that I remembered my dream.
Flash forward. On Tuesday, I talked to my mom about a number of things I won’t get into. She told me to pay attention to my dreams. I had a couple dreams that night.
In one dream a couple of twenty-something girls were pressuring me to do drugs. I had one of those feelings in my gut. It just felt like a really bad idea. But I forgot my D.A.R.E. lessons and succumbed. Yesterday I was (in my real life) randomly drug tested at work.
So now I can’t help but wonder if the other dream I had Tuesday night is going to come true too. If you promise not to judge me, I will tell you what happened…
I was in a big convention room. A bunch of business people were busying themselves doing businessy stuff. While I sat. On a toilet. Pooping. While this was taking place Jesse Pinkman (from Breaking Bad) asked me out on a date. I replied by saying, “You just asked me out, and I’m totally taking a crap right now!” We both had a good laugh about it. End dream.
What do you think? Does Jason need to prepare himself for some competition?