A good friend of mine sent me an email the other day titled, “Job Opportunity.” In the body of the email it said, “I think we’ve already talked about you being a stand-up comedian, and I think you’ve ruled that out?”
Uh, yes. Can you rule something out you’ve never considered in the first place?
He went on to say that I should consider writing comedy. Well, Adam, this is probably as close as it’s going to get. Go check out my 2011 Goals. Shall we compare and contrast?
Goal #1 – Ok, I think I’ve done this.
Goal #2 – BIG FAT FAIL
The truth is I can’t run for health reasons. I apologize for not going into the details, but it’s more than just my achilles giving me trouble. Bear with my foreshadowing for now and I promise to explain it all at some point. Don’t worry. I will be totally fine. I just can’t run for now. The good news is there is a light at the end of the tunnel.
I’m already working on my training plan. I will probably redo it a hundred times before I get there. Is that pathetic?