Yes, that was sarcasm.
The receptionist from the towing company (because, yeah, I was not about to try and change a tire) asked from her end of the line, “Do you have a baby with you?!” Why yes. Yes I did.
She must be a mother because the next thing she said was, “We’re pretty busy, but I’m going to try and get someone over there as soon as possible.” And let me tell you. She delivered. THANK GOD.
Now for more fun tomorrow buying new tires. Again, with a baby.