I was sitting on the kitchen floor when Ruby held her tiny, pink toy phone up to my ear. And then I heard myself saying:
Oh hi! Is this Ruby?
Hi Ruby, it’s so good to hear from you! We need to get together real soon.
How about lunch? Do you want to do lunch?
Have your people call my people. We’ll do lunch.
Except for your people are me.
And I don’t have any people.
So really I’d just be talking to myself.
Kind of like I’m doing right now…
This picture is like 3 months old, but it fits so whatever.